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REAL PEOPLE. REAL USE. REAL VERDICTS.

Everything Else Is Crap is an independent product-review site for people who are tired of buying twice. We review products we have actually used, lived with and pushed beyond the honeymoon period.

What earns a place here?

A product must give us a convincing reason to recommend it across innovation, simplicity, longevity, coolness, regrettability and value. Publication is not automatic, and a free sample never guarantees approval.

Who writes the reviews?

Reviews are written from first-hand experience by the Everything Else Is Crap team and invited real-world testers. We state how long a product was tested and disclose commercial relationships.

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Brands may quote a published verdict, but they cannot write, approve or purchase one. If money, a loan product or a free sample is involved, we say so clearly.

Everything Else Is Crap

Independent reviews for people who are tired of buying the same thing multiple times just to find something that works well and doesn’t spontaneously come apart within months.

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