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Last updated: 1 September 2026. This policy explains the limited information processed when you use EverythingElseIsCrap.com.

Analytics and cookies

Optional Google Analytics measurement helps us understand aggregate readership and page performance. Analytics storage is denied unless you select “Accept analytics” in the cookie notice. Your choice is stored in your browser so we can remember it.

Advertising

The site may use Google AdSense. Google and its advertising partners may use cookies, web beacons, IP addresses or similar identifiers to deliver, limit and measure advertising. We default advertising storage and personalisation to denied. Google may provide an additional consent message where required. Learn how Google uses information from partner sites and manage advertising preferences in Google Ads Settings.

Email newsletter

If you join the newsletter, we store the email address you submit so we can send requested updates. We do not sell the subscriber list. You may request removal at any time.

Review voting

Email verification for voting is handled through eauth.besserwisserconsulting.com. The review site stores only a one-way cryptographic identifier derived from the verified account, together with the vote. It does not store the voter’s email address in the voting table.

External links

Links to retailers, YouTube, Facebook and the merchandise store take you to services governed by their own privacy policies.

Your choices and contact

You can clear site storage in your browser to reset the cookie choice. To ask about access, correction or deletion of information you supplied, contact us through the details on the contact page.